Friday June 27th:
Arena Football - Wild Card Playoffs, New York at Dallas, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
Boxing - Super Featherweights, Breidis Prescott vs. Juan Carlos Rodriguez, at Fort Lauderdale, 10 p.m. ESPN2 (Tape delay)
Golf - PGA European Tour, Open de Fance (Translation "The French Open"...2 years of high school french!), Paris, 9:30 a.m. The Golf Channel.
Champions Tour (aka "Geritol Tour"), Commerce Bank Championship, first round, East Meadow, N.Y., 1 p.m. The Golf Channel.
U.S. Women's Open Championship, second round, Edina, Minnesota, 3 p.m., ESPN. Side note...Interlachen's a great track...it's a shame "The Lezies" are out there hackin it up instead of the men! David Davies!...I mean Laura Davies!
Which one's Laura?
PGA Tour, Buick Open, second round, at Grand Blanc, Michigan, 3 p.m., The Golf Channel
Nationwide Tour, Ford Wayne Gretzky Charity Classic, second round, at Georgian Bay, Ontario, 6:30 p.m., The Golf Channel (same-day tape).
Any other golf tours want me to pimp their events? That's RIDICULOUS!
MLB - Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox, 4 p.m., WGN (Is it just me or will the highlight in this one be Pinella and Guillen charging out of the dugout to kick dirt on each other instead of the umps?)
Motor Sports - NASCAR Sprint Cup Lenox Industrial Tools 301, at Loudon, N. H. practice, noon, SPEED Channel, pole qualifying, 3 p.m.
NASCAR Nationwide Series, Camping World RV Sales 200, at Loudon, N.H., Practice, 1:30 p.m., SPEED Channel
Subsequently, Could they make those race sponsor titles any longer? Maybe next week it'll be: "The CAT Diesel Construction Vehicles Rental Center located at 5230, South West Canyon Boulevard near the I-77 overpass, 5 miles Southeast of Charlotte North Carolina 400".
GREAT! Now if I need a back hoe...I don't have to Map Quest it!
Tennis - Wimbledon Championships, early round, at Wimbledon, England, 7 a.m.
Memo to the WTA or whoever the hell the governing body for professional tennis is: No Maria Sharapova...NO VIEWERS! People don't tune in to watch tennis...they tune in to watch that lovely young woman grunt and sweat in those skimpy little outfits! Just a suggestion, you may want to go "NBA" and start fixing some of her matches to keep her in the tournament a little longer!
"See what I mean???"
Saturday June 28th:
Arena Football - Wild Card Playoffs, Colorado at Utah, 4 p.m., ESPN
Boxing - Lightweights, champion David Diaz vs. Manny Pacquiao, for WBC title, Las Vegas. 9 p.m., HBO pay-per-view
Golf (The Cliff Notes) - European Tour, 8 a.m., The Golf Channel (Same-day tape)
Champions Tour, 1 p.m., The Golf Channel
PGA Tour, 3 p.m., CBS
U.S. Women's Open Championship, 3 p.m., NBC
Nationwide Tour, 6:30 p.m., The Golf Channel (same-day tape)
Horse racing - Hollywood Gold Cup, at Inglewood, California, 7 p.m., ESPN2 (This is one of those "Relationship Friendly" opportunities!)
MLB - New York Yankees at New York Mets or Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox, 3:30 p.m., Fox
Motor Sports - NASCAR Sprint Cup, practice, 9 a.m. and 11:30 a.m., SPEED Channel.
NASCAR Nationwide Series, pole qualifying, 10 a.m., SPEED. Race, 3 p.m., ABC.
NASCAR Craftman Truck Series O'Reilly 200, Memphis, pole qualify, 6 p.m., SPEED Channel. Race, 9 p.m., SPEED Channel.
IRL IndyCar Series, Sun Trust Indy Challenge, Richmond, 8 p.m., ESPN.
NHRA Powerade Drag Racing Series, Summit Racing Equipment Nationals, qualifying, Norwalk, Ohio, 10 p.m., ESPN2 (same day tape).
...yet another "Relationship Friendly" segment of your weekend.
AMA Toyota Motocross Championship, Lakewood, Colorado, 11:30 p.m., SPEED Channel (same-day tape)
...I don't want any hate mail from angry women...I'm clearing up your man's sports viewing calendar with every key stroke!
Tennis - Wimbledon Championships, early rounds, 8 a.m., ESPN2 (live); noon, NBC (live and same-day tape); 3 p.m., ESPN2 (same-day tape).
On second thought...that brunette Communist is pretty hot too!
Track and Field - US Olympic trials, Eugene, Oregon, 8 p.m., NBC
...may I suggest dinner and a movie instead! Or, if you're single...take the lapper in the bathroom with you and have "date night" with Coop's tennis darling's and Derek's latest F3W installment!
Sunday June 29th:
Cycling - American Eagle Outfitters Tour of Pennsylvania, Final stage, at Pittsburgh, 5:30 p.m., Versus
Aim high Versus...Aim high...what's next? Handicapped Curling?
Consequently, for any of our readers that are currently unemployed. I would imagine the Director of Programming gig at Versus will be open soon...keep an eye out!
Golf (Do I really have to do this again?) - PGA European Tour, 8 a.m., The Golf Channel (same-day tape)
Champions Tour, 1 p.m., The Golf Channel
PGA Tour, 3 p.m. CBS
U.S. Women's Open Championship, 3 p.m., NBC
Nationwide Tour, 6:30 p.m., The Golf Channel (same-day tape)
MLB - New York Yankees at New York Mets, TBS, 1 p.m.
Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox, ESPN 8 p.m.
Motor Sports - NASCAR Sprint Cup, 2 p.m., TNT
Hannspree FIM World Superbike Championship, at San Marino, 3 p.m., SPEED Channel (same-day tape)...I'm trying to stay subdued, but the anticipation of this event is unbearable to keep under wraps!
NHRA Powerade Drag Racing Series, Summit Racing Equipment Nationals, final eliminations, 7 p.m., ESPN2 (same-day tape)...wait a minute...the "FINAL ELIMINATION" designation of this event just trumped the anticipation level of the last one...just when I thought I couldn't get any more excited...BOOM..."FINAL ELIMINATION"!
Soccer - Major League Soccer, Los Angeles at D.C. United, noon, ABC
...BTW, wouldn't it be appropriate to call that league "Minor League Soccer", since none of the best players in the world play in it? Just a thought.
UEFA Euro 2008, Championship match, Spain vs. Germany, Vienna, 2:30 p.m., ABC
Swimming - U.S. Olympic Trials, Omaha, 8 p.m., NBC...another chance for some luvin ladies!
Tennis - Wimbledon Championships, early round, noon, NBC (live and same-day tape)...I'm "PULLIN" for Ana Ivanovic!
Track and Field - U.S. Olympic trials, 7 p.m., NBC...to quote Flavor Flav..."YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!"
-Coop
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